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Sexual Tension At A Miriam Toews Reading

By David Adler • Sep 1st, 2008 • Category: Essays, Reading Horror(s)

The second time was at a Don Domanski show. I call it a “show” because there were lights, a full-sized replica of the plant from Little Shop of Horrors, and two women serving various cheeses from necks of broken acoustic guitars. At one point Domanski asked everyone in the room to touch the person sitting next to them. He said that it was an experiment in early childhood socialization. I was sitting on the aisle, so one hand was in my pocket. But the man next to me, an academic in his mid-60s, leaned over and poked me in the eye. “My mother dressed like James Joyce,” he told me. “And my father loved onions.” As I walked to the washroom, searching for a mirror, a man waved his erect penis across my path. “Toll’s fifty cents,” he told me.



When Margaret Atwood Wrote A Speech For Hillary Clinton

By David Adler • Aug 21st, 2008 • Category: Essays

So Margaret Atwood was brought in to write a speech. It was autumn, and Atwood’s sugaring off parties were all months away. Plus, that’s an invitation that you don’t turn down. To write for a presidential candidate? That’s almost like being invited to Farley Mowat’s for a pick up softball game.



What To Do If Alice Munro Likes Your Purse

By David Adler • Jul 28th, 2008 • Category: Advice, Essays

Alice Munro was walking toward us. She was carrying a paper shopping bag, and was wearing a long grey skirt with a long-sleeved grey top and a grey pearl necklace. At first I thought the sidewalk had heaved. But then, another look; I was sure that it was Munro. “It is her,” I said. “Funny, I thought she slept during the day”



Six Degrees of Lisa Moore

By David Adler • Jul 18th, 2008 • Category: Advice, On Writing

There are six Margaret Atwoods on Facebook. Only three have profile pictures. One’s a picture of a duck; its Atwood goes to Lyndhurst High School in New Jersey. It’s not the right Atwood. I called Lyndhurst just to check. “You have a student registered there named Margaret Atwood?” “Yes.” “Is she Canadian; about seventy, seventy-five?” [...]